Staff Favorites

Your favorite Brit bartender, Simon, shares some of his favorite food at Precinct. Each selection is curated with your inner fat kid in mind; try something new today.

FAT SLUT Sampler Platter NEW! $17
Inspired by Meatball’s monthly party, Fat Slut (every 3rd Friday at Precinct).
Enjoy a sampler of your favorite fried and cheesy apps on one platter. Your choice of 4 different sides: mozzarella sticks, thick-cut fries, tater thots, buffalo cauliflower, onion rings, or (3) chicken tenders.

Classic BLT $12
Four slices of bacon, romaine lettuce, and tomato

Fried Chicken Sandwich $15
6oz flattened chicken breast, fried pickles, romaine, tomatoes, black pepper & garlic aioli

Cheesecake $7


The Steak $18
Lightly seasoned 10 oz. Sirloin seared and cooked to perfection. Served with thick-cut fries or salad, substitute onion rings, or tater thots for $1

Precinct’s Famous Chicken Tenders $14
Served with a side of thick-cut fries and two choices of dipping sauce.  Substitute hot, tangy buffalo tendies for $3 and onion rings or tater thots for $1.

Burgers & Sandwiches

Served with Fries. Substitute onion rings or tater thots for $1
substitute a non-beef Beyond patty in any burger for $1
Lettuce wrap on request | Make it a double for $3

Cheeseburger $15
Mayo, ketchup, mustard, lettuce, tomato, fried onions & pickles with Cheddar, American, Swiss, or Vegan Cheese,

Western Bacon Cheeseburger $16
Choice of cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, crispy onions, bacon, and BBQ sauce.

Over Easy Burger $18
Quarter pound beef patty, bacon, cheddar cheese, spinach, a fried egg, and house-made thousand island sauce or ketchup.

Hawaiian Burger $16
Grilled pineapple and jalapeños, Swiss cheese, lettuce, and fried onions served with a BBQ teriyaki sauce.

Mushroom Swiss Burger $16
Swiss cheese, sautéed mushrooms, black pepper, garlic aioli

Grilled Chicken Sandwich $15
6oz flattened chicken breast, salt and pepper, bacon, cheddar cheese, romaine lettuce, tomato, avocado, and avocado-ranch

Fried Chicken Sandwich $15
6oz flattened chicken breast, fried pickles, romaine, tomatoes, black pepper & garlic aioli.

Spicy Chicken Sandwich $15
6oz flattened fried chicken breast covered in a honey Sriracha glaze; topped with pickles, romaine lettuce, tomatoes, & mayo.

Sourdough Patty Melt $15
Served on toasted sourdough bread with bacon, grilled onions, Swiss and cheddar cheese, sauteed mushrooms, cooked in red wine and butter, and garlic aioli

Grilled Cheese Sandwich $11
Grilled cheese on deli bread with your choice of American or cheddar. Add bacon for $2

Classic BLT $12
Four slices of bacon, romaine lettuce, and tomato. Add grilled chicken for $3. 

Precinct’s Burger of the Month

Biqtchin’ Bacon Burger $18
Named after Biqtchin’Precinct’s monthly arcade and rock show by Biqtch Puddin. This burger levels up against its fast food opponent with a quarter-pound beef patty between two slices of American cheese, four strips of Applewood bacon, pickles, mayo, and ketchup. 

Appetizers & Sides

Thick Cut Fries $6

Dipping Sauces: Ketchup, Mustard, Ranch, Avocado Ranch, BBQ, Blue Cheese, Thousand Island, Buffalo Mayo, Garlic Pepper Aioli, Honey Mustard, Hot Sauce, Mayonnaise

FAT SLUT Sampler Platter NEW! $17
Inspired by Meatball’s monthly party, Fat Slut (every 3rd Friday at Precinct).
Enjoy a sampler of your favorite fried and cheesy apps in one platter. Your choice of 4 different sides from mozzarella sticks, thick-cut fries, jalapeño poppers, tater thots, buffalo cauliflower, onion rings or (3) chicken tenders.

Chili Cheese Fries $11
Fries, chili, cheddar, jack cheese, scallions, sour cream. Make it vegan with no sour cream and vegan cheese.

Carne Asada Fries NEW! $14 
Thick-cut fries loaded with nacho cheese, black beans, pico, sour cream, pickled jalapeños, and carne asada. Add guacamole for $3

Mozzarella Sticks $7
Breaded mozzarella with Italian seasonings

Onion Rings $7
Breaded onions with Italian seasonings

Salted Vegan Soft Pretzel $6
Vegan West Coast pretzel served with a side of nacho cheese sauce

Pretzel-Wrapped Hotdog $7
Your choice of a hotdog or vegan hotdog wrapped in a vegan soft West Coast Pretzel served with your choice of dipping sauce; honey mustard, ketchup, or yellow mustard.

Buffalo Cauliflower $8
Breaded and deep-fried, tossed in buffalo sauce topped with blue cheese crumbles (Breading Contains Cheese)

Buffalo Chicken Tendies $9
Precinct’s world-famous chicken strips are tossed in a hot, tangy buffalo sauce served with a side of ranch and celery stick.

Quesadilla $11
Flour tortilla and cheddar cheese
Add Carne Asada $3, Grilled Chicken $3

Pasta Salad $11
Bowl of tri-color vegan cork screw noodles tossed in a balsamic vinaigrette with grape tomatoes, spinach, and pepper flakes. Add Grilled Chicken for $3

Grilled PB&J NEW! $8
Peanut butter, strawberry compote, sliced bananas, and melted gourmet chocolate served on grilled Texas toast to sweet gooey perfection.
Add bacon for $2.

Nachos $12
House-Made white corn tortilla chips, shredded cheese, cheese sauce, black beans, pickled jalapeños, sour cream
Add carne asada, grilled chicken, black bean chili, or guacamole $3 each.


Caesar $12
Romaine lettuce, parmesan, baked croutons

Precinct House Salad $12
Mix Greens, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, shredded carrot, red bell pepper, and artichoke hearts.

Add: Carne Asada  or Grilled Chicken $3

Available Salad Dressings
Balsamic Vinaigrette, Ranch, Avocado Ranch, Blue Cheese, Caesar, Thousand Island


Chocolate Chip Cookie $4

Cheesecake $7

Churros $5
3 Churros served with a sweet dipping sauce

On Draft

Bud Light

Dodger Blonde

Dos Equis

Stella Artois

Mango Cart

Modelo Especial

Space Dust IPA



Signature Cocktails

Spicy Paloma 

Strawberry Gin Smash 

Pineapple Whiskey Sour 

Strawberry Margarita 


Queen Hard Seltzer Bianca 
Passionfruit, elderflower, coriander/key lime

Queen Hard Seltzer Willam

Queen Hard Seltzer Bob 

Pear (Wyder’s Cider)

Guinness Draught Stout


Cans (non-alcoholic)

Heineken Zero

Red Bull

Sugar-Free Red Bull 

Tropical Red Bull

Watermelon Red Bull

Cock & Bull Ginger Beer

Fountain Drinks


Diet Coke



Orange Juice

Tonic Water


Angry Orchard

Bud Light


Lagunitas IPA

Heineken Zero






Wine / Champagne

Cabernet Sauvignon

Gnarly Head, Pinot Grigio


Champagne / Sparkling Wine
Chandon Garden Spritz
Chandon Brut


Bulleit Bourbon

Bulleit Rye

Makers Mark


Crown Royal


Glenmorangie Scottish Malt Whisky

Ardberg Scottish Malt Whisky

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels Gold


Johnnie Walker Black Label

Seagrams 7

Stolen X Rock & Rye Whiskey

Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey

Yukon Jack

Slane Irish Whisky

(well) Well Made Whiskey


818 Vodka


Absolut Peach

Absolut Lime

Absolut Mandarin

Absolut Pears

Absolut Grapefruit


Grey Goose

Ketel One

Ketel Cucumber & Mint

Ketel Grapefruit & Rose

Ketel Citron


Stoli Cucumber

Stoli Blueberry

Stoli Raspberry

Stoli Vanilla

Stoli Elit

Tom of Finland

Titos Handmade

(well) Gordon’s Vodka


Captain Morgan Spiced


Myers Dark Rum

Bacardi Light

(well) Well Made Rum


Casamigos Agave Anejo

Casamigos Mezcal

Casamigos Reposado

Casamigos Blanco

Cazadores Reposado

Cuervo Gold

Don Julio Anejo

Don Julio. Blanco

Don Julio Reposado

Don Julio 70


Patron Silver

Tres Commas

(well) Well Made Tequila


Bombay Saphire



(well) Gordon’s Gin





Grand Marnier





Southern Comfort


Tuesday – Saturday 6-8pm

Cheap & Easy Cocktails

Mojito $7

Spicy Paloma $7

Strawberry Gin Smash $7

Pineapple Whiskey Sour $7

Strawberry Margarita $7

Margarita $7

Well Cocktails$8

Beer on tap$4