Staff Favorites

Your favorite hirsute bartender, Joe Ether, shares some of his favorite food on the Precinct menu, including some of his tweaks to the dishes.

Mushroom Swiss Burger $16
Swiss cheese, sautéed mushrooms, black pepper, garlic aioli

Grilled Chicken Sandwich $15
6oz flattened chicken breast, salt and pepper, bacon, cheddar cheese, romaine lettuce, tomato, avocado, and avocado-ranch

Carne Asada Tater Thots $14
Our crispy Tater Thots loaded with nacho cheese, black beans, pico, sour cream, pickled jalapeños, and carne asada. Add guacamole for $3

BBQ Cauliflower $8
Our breaded and deep-fried buffalo caulifower, tossed in tangy BBQ sauce instead of buffalo sauce, and topped with blue cheese crumbles (breading also contains cheese)

Entrees

The Steak $18
Lightly seasoned 10 oz. Sirloin steak seared and cooked to perfection. Served with thick-cut fries or salad, substitute onion rings, or tater thots for $1

Precinct’s Famous Chicken Tenders $14
Four pieces of our insanely popular chicken tenders served with a side of thicky thick fries and two choices of dipping sauce.  Substitute hot, tangy buffalo tendies for $3 and onion rings or tater thots for $1.

Burgers & Sandwiches

Served with Fries. Substitute onion rings or tater thots for $1
substitute a non-beef Beyond patty in any burger for $1
Lettuce wrap on request | Make it a double for $3

Cheeseburger $15
Mayo, ketchup, mustard, lettuce, tomato, fried onions & pickles with Cheddar, American, Swiss, or Vegan Cheese,

Western Bacon Cheeseburger $16
Choice of cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, crispy onions, bacon, and BBQ sauce.

Over Easy Burger $16
Quarter pound beef patty, bacon, cheddar cheese, spinach, a fried egg, and house-made thousand island sauce or ketchup.

Mushroom Swiss Burger $16
Swiss cheese, sautéed mushrooms, black pepper, garlic aioli

Grilled Chicken Sandwich $15
6oz flattened chicken breast, salt and pepper, bacon, cheddar cheese, romaine lettuce, tomato, avocado, and avocado-ranch

Fried Chicken Sandwich $15
6oz flattened chicken breast, fried pickles, romaine, tomatoes, black pepper & garlic aioli.

Spicy Chicken Sandwich $15
6oz flattened fried chicken breast covered in a honey Sriracha glaze; topped with pickles, roasted poblano peppers, romaine lettuce, tomatoes, & mayo

Sourdough Patty Melt $15
Served on toasted sourdough bread with bacon, grilled onions, Swiss and cheddar cheese, sauteed mushrooms, cooked in red wine and butter, and garlic aioli

Grilled Cheese Sandwich $11
Grilled cheese on deli bread with your choice of American or cheddar. Add bacon for $2

Classic BLT $12
Four slices of bacon, romaine lettuce, and tomato. Add grilled chicken for $3. 

Precinct’s Burger of the Month

🌶️ Pepper Jack’d Burger 🌶️ $16
Get jack’d with this month’s spicy burger, featuring an all-beef patty cooked with salt and extra black pepper, topped with Swiss cheese, fried jalepeño peppers, and our house-made creamy mixed pepper aioli.

Appetizers & Sides

Fries $7
Your choice between our popular Thicky-Thick Fries or our delicious Crispy Fries served with your choice of dipping sauce, or toss ’em’ in our house-made cilantro chimichurri sauce for $1.

Dipping Sauces: Ketchup, Mustard, Ranch, Avocado Ranch, BBQ, Blue Cheese, Thousand Island, Buffalo Mayo, Garlic Pepper Aioli, Honey Mustard, Hot Sauce, Mayonnaise

Tater Thots $7
Side of deep-fried potato barrels, crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside.

FAT SLUT Sampler Platter NEW! $17
Inspired by Meatball’s monthly party, Fat Slut (every 3rd Friday at Precinct).
Enjoy a sampler of your favorite fried and cheesy apps on one platter. Your choice of 4 sides: mozzarella sticks, thick-cut fries, crispy fries, tater thots, buffalo cauliflower, onion rings, or (3) chicken tenders.

Vegan Chicken Nuggets WHILE THEY LAST! $7
Plant-based (soy) chicken-free nuggets served with your choice of dipping sauce. 

Chili Cheese Fries $11
Thicky thick fries, vegan chili, cheddar, jack cheese, scallions, sour cream. Keep it full vegan with no sour cream and vegan cheese.

Carne Asada Fries $14
Thicky thick fries loaded with nacho cheese, black beans, pico, sour cream, pickled jalapeños, and carne asada. Add guacamole for $3

Mozzarella Sticks $7
Breaded mozzarella with Italian seasonings

Onion Rings $7
Breaded onions with Italian seasonings

Pretzilla Bites $7
Vegan soft pretzel bites are served with a side of your choice: nacho cheese sauce or honey mustard.

Buffalo Cauliflower $8
Breaded and deep-fried, tossed in buffalo sauce topped with blue cheese crumbles (Breading Contains Cheese)

Buffalo Chicken Tendies $9
Precinct’s world-famous chicken strips are tossed in a hot, tangy buffalo sauce and served with a side of ranch and celery stick.

Quesadilla $11
Flour tortilla and cheddar cheese
Add Carne Asada $3, Grilled Chicken $3

Nachos $12
House-Made white corn tortilla chips, cheese sauce, black beans, pickled jalapeños, sour cream. Add carne asada, grilled chicken, black bean chili, or guacamole for $3

Chips & Salsa $6
House-Made white corn tortilla chips served with pico de gallo salsa. Add guacamole for $3

Salads

Caesar $12
Romaine lettuce, parmesan, baked croutons Add Grilled Chicken for $3

Precinct House Salad $12
Mix Greens, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, shredded carrot, red bell pepper, and artichoke hearts. Add Carne Asada  or Grilled Chicken for $3

Available Salad Dressings
Balsamic Vinaigrette, Ranch, Avocado Ranch, Blue Cheese, Caesar, Thousand Island

Desserts

Grilled PB&J $8
Peanut butter, strawberry compote, and melted gourmet chocolate served on grilled Texas toast to sweet gooey perfection. Add bacon for $2.

Pumpkin Cheesecake $7

Churros $5
3 Churros served with a sweet dipping sauce

Chocolate Chip Cookie $4

On Draft

Bud Light

Dodger Blonde

Dos Equis

Stella Artois

Mango Cart

Modelo Especial

Space Dust IPA

Shocktop

Tropical IPA

Signature Cocktails

Paloma Papi (Spicy Paloma)
spicy blanco tequila, grapefruit, Sprite

Strawberry Gin Smash 
Gin, muddled mint, with house-made strawberry purée

Pineapple Whiskey Sour 

Strawberry Margarita
margarita with house-made strawberry purée

One Night Stand
Red Berry Ciroc vodka, cranberry, grapefruit, and splash of Willam (hard seltzer)

Cans

Queen Hard Seltzer Bianca 
Passionfruit, elderflower, coriander/key lime

Queen Hard Seltzer Willam
Pear/kiwi/bergamot/basil/lemon

Queen Hard Seltzer Bob 
Ginger/lime/cucumber/hibiscus

Pear (Wyder’s Cider)

Pineapple (Wyder’s Cider)

Guinness Draught Stout

PBR

Cans (non-alcoholic)

Heineken Zero

Red Bull

Sugar-Free Red Bull 

Tropical Red Bull

Watermelon Red Bull

Cock & Bull Ginger Beer

Fountain Drinks

Coke

Diet Coke

Sprite

Cranberry

Orange Juice

Tonic Water

Bottles

Angry Orchard

Bud Light

Corona

Lagunitas IPA

Heineken Zero

Guinness

PBR

Pacifico

Peroni

Tecate

Wine / Bubbles

Red
Terrazas Reserva, Malbec
Terrazas Reserva, Cabernet Sauvignon
Altos Del Plata, Malbec

White
14 Hands, Pinot Grigio
Skyside, Chardonay

Pink
Whispering Angel, Rosé

Bubbles
Chandon Garden Spritz, Champagne (personal bottle)
Chandon Brut, Champagne (glass)

Bourbon

Bulleit Bourbon

Bulleit Rye

Makers Mark

Whiskey

Crown Royal

Fireball

Glenmorangie Scottish Malt Whisky

Ardberg Scottish Malt Whisky

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels Gold

Jameson’s

Johnnie Walker Black Label

Seagrams 7

Stolen X Rock & Rye Whiskey

Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey

Yukon Jack

Slane Irish Whisky

(well) Well Made Whiskey

Vodka

818 Vodka

Absolut

Absolut Peach

Absolut Lime

Absolut Mandarin

Absolut Pears

Absolut Grapefruit

Belvedere

Grey Goose

Ketel One

Ketel Cucumber & Mint

Ketel Grapefruit & Rose

Ketel Citron

Stoli

Stoli Cucumber

Stoli Blueberry

Stoli Raspberry

Stoli Vanilla

Stoli Elit

Tom of Finland

Titos Handmade

(well) Gordon’s Vodka

Rum

Captain Morgan Spiced

Malibu

Myers Dark Rum

Bacardi Light

(well) Well Made Rum

Tequila

Casamigos Agave Anejo

Casamigos Mezcal

Casamigos Reposado

Casamigos Blanco

Cazadores Reposado

Cuervo Gold

Don Julio Anejo

Don Julio. Blanco

Don Julio Reposado

Don Julio 70

Herradura

Patron Silver

Tres Commas

(well) Well Made Tequila

Gin

Bombay Saphire

Hendricks

Tanqueray

(well) Gordon’s Gin

Liqueurs

Baileys

Chambord

Frangelico

Grand Marnier

Hennessy

Jaegermeister

Kahula

Midori

Southern Comfort

Tuaca

Tuesday – Wednesday 8-10pm

Thursday – Saturday 6-9pm

Cheap & Easy Cocktails

Mojito $7

Spicy Paloma $7

Strawberry Gin Smash $7

Pineapple Whiskey Sour $7

Strawberry Margarita $7

Margarita $7

Well Cocktails $8

Beer on tap $4